Monday, February 20, 2006

Back by popular demand...


Rumour doth runneth like a barking dog that folks are actually LOOKING at this page. Heavens, if I knew, I would have written something! Sarah received some commentary from a friend today that I have failed to keep this blog updated, that I have not kept you, my adoring public, adequately entertained. Sadly, this is because THERE IS NOTHING TO REPORT.

Sigh. Yes, a week past the due date, the fetus remains happily and healthily lodged in Sarah's uterus, dreaming of fresh amniotic fluid and the nutrients incoming through the umbilical cord from Sarah's next snack. Sarah is well and in good spirits, but enthusiastic for this epic gestation to end.

Until labour begins, Sarah shall continue walking, walking, walking all over the GVRD, as well as reading novels and watching rabbit-ear Olympics on all fours. OH, THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER TO BE.

(Hanging out on all fours is good for positioning the baby for labour. I really want to put a photo of Sarah on her hands and knees, eating a pomelo and watching TV while the cat is sleeping on her back, but she refuses to let me post it. Killjoy.)

Thank you for your interest, and I promise to throw some pics of the baby's wee mug up here as soon as he/she decides to exit the womb.

Talk to you soon!

love,
andrea

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

When o when will this baby be born? Some of us paid good money for these birthside tickets, and the magicians hired to entertain the line really are freakin' lame!

The pic of Sarah walking through the GVRD makes it look like some sort of epic series. "When oh when will I find the perfect nest to lay this baby down?" Anywho, keep on trekking Sarah! Look for Mother Sarah in a park near you...

slugbath said...

This photo was taken on Rocky Point Park's Shoreline Trail at the east end of Port Moody Inlet. No birds or babies were harmed in the filming of this photo.

Anonymous said...

My God! Is that it's leg sticking out of Sarah? It's huge! Time to get it out....it's wearing pants already for heaven's sake!